A symbol of a god's power and an emperor's authority: made to threaten not fight, not something to be involved in everyday skirmishes and scuffles. He's been ... rather sheltered, to say the least ...

He nods, though, as he sees the rice sorted out - that'll do just fine, he thinks. At least it looks a lot less weird than the pizza.

"I ain't been out a lot... but what's that gotta do with cookin'?" Pretty sure he's missing something here...