[ Gordon Ramsay certainly is enthusiastic. A contestant on screen fumbles over some sauce while trying to follow his demonstration, and is met with a roar both intimidating and somehow encouraging. ]

Yes! Just look at him, all his passion put into the fine art of culinary pursuits! [ If this was a reality show, there would be sparkles coming out of the background now. ] He does things with fine style!

[ Oh, wait. ]

Don't you think he's cool? I'm trying to learn from him.

[ Except all he's written are cooking tips. ]