[ Is that really what you are thinking about at a time like this-- ]

I have to wonder what sort of meal could fall into that which is simpler than this. [ He thought this was going to be so easy... what is wrong with you food. ] Truly I have underestimated the skill it takes to properly prepare something edible. Ah ha, maybe rice will simply have to do for next time.

[ There really shouldn't be a next time, though. Please make this rich boy stay away- ]

Please, you flatter me.