[ Imanotsurugi receives the remote from Sayo and immediately begins fiddling with it, pressing buttons at random. ] Ooh, this looks so cool! I wonder what it does?

[ When Ishikirimaru comes in, he looks up to give the odachi a friendly wave. ]

It's a sort of shiny toy, I think. You're supposed to, uh - [ quick where's the manual ] - press buttons to play... the game?

[ ??? ]