[Between the two of them, that's a pretty legitimate concern, too...]

I tried explaining that once! There are just some things some swords don't get on purpose...

[A LOUD SIGH, because he's clearly surrounded by buffoons who know nothing and meatheads who only care about battle. It's a tragedy... He bets Doudanuki's never felt the pain of having to toss out half a wardrobe! Doudanuki probably barely has half a wardrobe to toss out, honestly.]

Oh well! More stuff for us, I guess. [A shrug... He sure got over that fast?!

But he leans over to watch as he checks the earrings, perking up noticeably at his idea. Holding the pair up to his right ear...]

Matching? [Matching!!] How's it look?